Frenzy Invitations

  • 1-Sep-2016

    There once was a virgin burner named Matt
    He now wanders the Playa like a confident alley cat
    Wearing only ass-less chaps and covered in glitter
    His Frenzy mates now call him a splitter
    But the Frenzy goes on regardless of that
    Ken (P)

  • 25-Aug-2016

    We built this Frenzy, we built this Frenzy with Ballast Point
    Built this Frenzy, we built this Frenzy with Ballast Point

    Say you don't know me, or recognize my face
    Say you don't care who goes to that kind of place
    Knee Deep is a brewery, but Ballast Point’s the king
    Too many Sculpins, always makes me sing

    So Sculpin drives the Frenzy, Blueline is the place to go, don’t you remember
    We built this Frenzy, we built this Frenzy with Ballast Point

    Someone's always working, as Sculpin Frenzy nears
    Who cares they're always changing, Sculpin Frenzy beers
    We just want to drink here, and eat some cheesy bread
    They call us irresponsible, Sculpin ’till we’re dead!!

    So Sculpin drives the Frenzy, Blueline is the place to go, don’t you remember
    We built this Frenzy, we built this Frenzy with Ballast Point
    Alistair (B)

  • 18-Aug-2016

    Let's go turtles, come on!

    I'm going out tonight, I'm feelin' alright

    Gonna let it all hang out


    Want to make some noise, really raise my voice

    Yeah, I want to scream and shout

    No inhibitions, make no conditions

    Get a little Frenzy time
    
I ain't gonna act politically correct

    I only want to go to Blue Line

    The best thing about being a Sculpin

    Is the prerogative to have a little fun and

    Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, order eight from our Lady Frenzygraphs, cheesy bread!

    Oh, oh, oh, really go wild yeah, Frenzyin' in style

    Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
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    nother round, pass 'em on down!

    Oh, oh, oh, I want to be free yeah, to feel the way I feel


    Man! I feel like a Sculpin
    Justin (S)

  • 4-Aug-2016

    Ladies and gentlemen This is Sculpin at Blue Line

    One, two, three, four, five
    Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride T
    o the pizza shop around the corner
    The boys say they want some gin and juice
    But I think I really wanna
    Beer buzz, like I had last week
    I need Alpine, 'cause talk is cheap
    I like Alistair, Justin, Rich, and Matt the Geezer
    And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter
    So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
    To me drinking is just like a sport
    Anything fly, it's all good let me drunk it
    Please set in the trumpet

    A little bit of Alistair in my life
    A little bit of Matt by my side
    A little bit of Ron is all I need
    A little bit of Larry is what I see
    A little bit of Eric in the sun
    A little bit of Kevin all night long
    A little bit of Justin here I am
    A little bit of Sarah makes me a fan
    Jason (K)

  • 21-Jul-2016

    A remixed, mashed up but definitely not plagiarized work in progress from Big Audio Dynamite's Medicine Show.
    A little more work and we have a great pub song! :)


    San Jose, Sculpin Frenzy Take you to the place where you won't be thirsty...oh oh...
    Weak in spirit? We got the juice.
    It'll save your soul and cure the blues...oh oh...

    Sarah treats us to an extra few...
    Guaranteed to bring a motley crew... oh oh...

    Don't be fooled by imitation This is the stuff that cured a nation
    We take the roads and interstates too Never stop long just passing through Enjoy the hops if you have the chance Makes a hopeless cripple dance [ We got trousered and trolleyed When we Sculpin Frenzieeed! You could see the bar maids frown As they chased us out of town ] In Northern Cali we're all the rave Discovered that its great as aftershave Dropped in the sea just off Japan Swapped 20 bottles for an aqua-walkman Immunity from ridicule Improves your brains if you're a fool And I read in the Middle East They traded some for a hostage release Now if you're bald it'll give you hair If you got straight trousers it'll give you flares Feeling up you'll get depressed Out of style here's a brand new dress... oh oh... [ We got trousered and trolleyed When we Sculpin Frenzieeed! You could see the bar maids frown As they chased us out of town ] The stuff we sell is just the best Passing all consumer test Days of heaven nights of sin Voodoo stick and sharks fin When all around you seems like hell Just one sip will make you well Multipurpose in a jar If you ain't ill it'll fix your car In days of yore for all bad feelings Washing socks and stripping ceilings Nowadays its used medicinally For all known human malady...oh oh... [ We got trousered and trolleyed When we Sculpin Frenzieeed! You could see the bar maids frown As they chased us out of town ] Guaranteed don't you see? Money back? You'll get a no...but it's almost free. It's the one and only Sculpin Frenzy!
    Ken (P)

  • 30-Jun-2016

    Oh, a thirst is threat'ning my very life today
    If I don't get some Sculpin
    Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away
    More Sculpin, it's just a pint away
    It's just a pint away
    Jason (K)

  • 23-Jun-2016

    I saw him standing there by the brewing machine
    I knew he must a been about 21
    The yeast was goin' strong
    Playin' my favorite song
    An' I could tell it wouldn't be long 'till it was ready, ready,
    An' I could tell it wouldn't be long 'till it was ready, ready, singin'
    I love Sculpin Frenzy
    So put another beer in my pint glass baby
    I love Scupin Frenzy
    So come an' take your time an' drink with me

    you know the time, you know the place!!
    Alistair (B)

  • 9-Jun-2016

    I'm a little bit Sculpin
    And I'm a little bit Alpine IPA
    I'm a little bit of Cheesy Bread and Basil
    With a Little bit of Pepperoni in my soul
    I don't know if it's good or bad
    But I Know I Love It
    So I know I'm goin' to feel all right
    No matter where I go
    With a little bit of Sculpin
    And a little bit of Alpine IPA
    We're a little bit Sculpin
    We're a little bit Alpine IPA
    Matt (L)

  • 2-Jun-2016

    Sculpin loving had me a blast, oh yeah

    Sculpin loving happened so fast,

    I met a Sculpin, crazy for me,

    Met a Sculpin, cute as can be
    Sculpin days drifting away,

    To, uh oh, those Sculpin nights

    Well-a well-a well-a huh

    Tell me more, tell me more
    Is it hoppy enough?
    Tell me more, tell me more
    Where can I get the stuff?
    Sculpin sun, something's begun

    But, oh, oh, these Sculpin nights

    Well-a well-a well-a huh

    Tell me more, tell me more
    Does it taste very fine?
    Tell me more, tell me more
    They have it at Blue Line?
    Sculpin fling, don't mean a thing

    But, oh, oh, those Sculpin nights

    Well-a well-a well-a huh

    Tell me more, tell me more
    Is it palatal bliss?
    Tell me more, tell me more
    Does it taste like cat piss?
    Sculpin heat, Man and Beer meet

    But, oh, oh, those Sculpin nights!
    Justin (S)

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